Cats and Plants
Plants and Cats
and a volcano
me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have
sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat
texas: oof it’s so hot and dry here all the plants are dying we’re all dying of heat and lack of water how about some rain?
weather: sorry man rain machine broke
texas: ffs weather why are you like this
weather: but wait the hurricane machine is working
texas: wait what
weather: here you go, one free hurricane
harvey: hi
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the fact that this has given me more than school ever has is very alarming
the funniest and best thing i’ve learned while doing research for this shakespeare project is that in the late 19th century, there was this group called the american acclimatization society and their thing was bringing european plants and animals to the u.s. so one member was this guy named eugene schieffelin and he was like obsessed with shakespeare, so he went, “hey, wouldn’t it be cool if we tracked down EVERY SPECIES OF BIRD SHAKESPEARE EVER MENTIONED and brought them ALL to America” so he rounded up like a hundred European starlings and released them in central park, and now there are upwards of 200 million starlings in North America and they cause around $1 billion worth of damage to crops every year, all because shakespeare mentioned them exactly ONCE in Henry IV part 1
#the shakespeare fandom is wild
??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat
i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here
would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still
chaotic good
Anonymous asked:
egberts answered:
welp, now it’s settled. NYAN CAT IS A GAY ICON!!! spread the news
im goinge to eat this thing
cat… what are you eating?
something very good for me & absolotely intended for consumptione by cat
is it plastic
